About time you listened to reason, son.

Welcome to MCMORON’s Newsletter by me, MCMORON. Air-breathing, carbon-based lifeform. Male. Mind/Yerown/Beeswax. Near-fossil but still moist. Can dish it out and take it. So make with the funny, Treach.

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